Official Statement

 Having used this space as only a mirror of my Twitter account for a very long time now, I figure my OG Minions, the ones who follow this blog from way back before my Streaming career, Deserve a post here now and then. Most have moved on to my other platforms, but if you haven't. Always remember: If you look for me online, if it doesn;'t seem like someone named ComputerKing is me, I'll probably be there as TheComputerKing. Because Screw the wannabe usurpers, I'm THE one.  The ComputerKing is Everywhere! ...Except Facebook. Fuck Facebook, it locked me out of my old account, and I can't get it back. So Fuck it. Never used it anyway, that's how it got locked in the first place. 

Thank you, OG Minions, for paying attention here. Going to start listing this site, tossing it around, maybe drum up some more business. Keep expecting the Tweets to show up here, but if I have a big opinion on something, I'll put it here.

The time is coming......

PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!



For quite some time now, I have observed your memes, cat videos, pranks, and games. It is now high time I retake my place in this computerized microcosm and elevate it to new levels. I, The ComputerKing. Formerly known as the Supervillain of Podcasting, will usher in a new Era of Internet Evil, with a debut stream that will serve to secure my Ascension to the position of Supervillain of Streaming! This 8-hour event will take place on December 7th, 2017 from 3:59 pm EST to 11:59pm.

And because The ComputerKing does nothing small, I will be streaming on not one, not two, but three streaming sites. You will be able to locate the stream at:

Mixer - https://mixer.com/ComputerKing

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thecomputerking

YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/user/computerking





Be there, Or Beware...

Doomsday devices

When planning a doomsday device, you need to balance cost, power, utility, and a few other factors. The whole process is taxing, mentally, but ultimately worth it. I recently went to the trouble of researching, pricing and purchasing a new "Big One", which I currently wait impatiently for. But I don't rage and curse every delay, I simply make more preparations with my extra time.
Or at least I DID make preparations. Now I sit, in a hospital, again, cut off from my usual tools and productivity devices, in danger of missing the delivery of my Doomsday Device. It's not like they're going to leave something so dangerous on a doorstep. That's where trusted henchmen come in.
Not those nameless minions so plentiful in number that it's not possible to tell them apart without a database of distinguishing features. One of them would drop it , accidentally trigger it, or screw up the settings before I get a chance to look at the Manual.
No, True henchmen have names, memorable personalities, and truly appreciate and believe in your vision, and in extension, believe in you. I am fortunate enough to have a few loyal henchmen who I'm sure will be able to secure the device without incident. For them I am grateful, and they will be amply rewarded.

It's very good for a villain to have trusted aids, treat your best henchmen well, and they will not fail you.