Emma & Melody. https://t.co/yQ7kIWTwEx https://t.co/JNlD45qqny
— Computerking (@Computerking) Dec 22, 2021
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This is the not so private journal of [Name Redacted], aka ComputerKing. Whether these musings & archived Tweets regarding his supervillain status, opinions and exploits are real, or simply a construct of his imagination is unknown. Take with a grain of salt, or perhaps an entire salt mine staffed by minions. Emulate at your own risk.
Emma & Melody. https://t.co/yQ7kIWTwEx https://t.co/JNlD45qqny
— Computerking (@Computerking) Dec 22, 2021
Reason number 35 why I have cats instead of a dog. https://t.co/DxQaNowho8
— Computerking (@Computerking) Dec 9, 2021
Looking at upgrades for D.O.O.M. GPU and Processor already cost enough to buy a whole new pc... I hate knowing enough about comps to know what's best.... If only I was some ignorant rube who would be happy with below-cutting-edge components....
— Computerking (@Computerking) Nov 27, 2021
A Haiku: "Forever" Alone? How about just "Until Death"? I can shorten that.
— Computerking (@Computerking) Nov 15, 2021
Checkout my Throne wish list (items pending): https://t.co/dxJhKD4o51 #throne It's supposedly very secure. Investigating it now, so fans can send me parts to those doomsday devices securely.
— Computerking (@Computerking) Nov 8, 2021
Maya Angelou?! Awesome! https://t.co/D5B6obhSXx
— Computerking (@Computerking) Oct 9, 2021
It's Just a Jump to the Left...... https://t.co/GXuqn6skL2
— Computerking (@Computerking) Oct 6, 2021
Me, checking my Serial Killer Collector's cards to find that No, I don't have one for The Zodiak Killer: https://t.co/Tamiu4BHsM
— Computerking (@Computerking) Oct 6, 2021
Now, how to weaponize them....? https://t.co/9EGuv1Iao2
— Computerking (@Computerking) Oct 2, 2021
The ComputerKing prowls the Night... and Day!!!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSgv2L #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Sep 26, 2021
The Yearly Takeover of the month of August Returns!!!!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSgv2L #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Sep 25, 2021
Reaction: Hawkeye Trailer https://t.co/pbpocCAUwx via @YouTube
— Computerking (@Computerking) Sep 13, 2021
I have a problem. I love collecting Unique decks of playing cards. I think it's a side effect of playing #mtg . I just backed ShadowMyths War of Corruption Dark Fantasy Playing Card Deck on @Kickstarter https://t.co/bWKlM9wpjA
— Computerking (@Computerking) Aug 28, 2021
Reaction: Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer 1 https://t.co/CUEniN3Fkk via @YouTube
— Computerking (@Computerking) Aug 24, 2021
Been there, done that... I mean, whaaaat? https://t.co/ZapcJ2P4rn
— Computerking (@Computerking) Aug 3, 2021
As is customary, I lay claim to the entirety of the month of August. The month I was born in shall be mine, until I no longer exist. This year is special, as I hit Level 50. Just like in a computer Game, I get to use Legendary Equipment (Already purchased a new laptop and smart watch), and maybe get a mount (Working on that, it takes a lot of grinding). I'll be going to the endgame level locale (Florida) for a few days, and I'm going to try to stay in contact with my minions a bit more than I have been lately.
I've been stocking up on special items and I think Level 50's going to be the start of an interesting new chapter in my life. We Shall see.
In case I need to advertise along the way, I've gotten some business cards. Behold!
Having used this space as only a mirror of my Twitter account for a very long time now, I figure my OG Minions, the ones who follow this blog from way back before my Streaming career, Deserve a post here now and then. Most have moved on to my other platforms, but if you haven't. Always remember: If you look for me online, if it doesn;'t seem like someone named ComputerKing is me, I'll probably be there as TheComputerKing. Because Screw the wannabe usurpers, I'm THE one. The ComputerKing is Everywhere! ...Except Facebook. Fuck Facebook, it locked me out of my old account, and I can't get it back. So Fuck it. Never used it anyway, that's how it got locked in the first place.
Thank you, OG Minions, for paying attention here. Going to start listing this site, tossing it around, maybe drum up some more business. Keep expecting the Tweets to show up here, but if I have a big opinion on something, I'll put it here.
Truth! He must've been like, "Coco, if you've been Cheating on me..." *Looks at his newborn daughter* "..nevermind." https://t.co/nu5SRWuhcm
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 19, 2021
You do know you just jinxed it, don't you? https://t.co/nsNMY7Xgcp
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 15, 2021
Mood https://t.co/Dbhwx1yqxt
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 14, 2021
remember, villains, Do't be Silver Age Magneto. Just Don't. https://t.co/WWSWBpvDvd
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 9, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 8, 2021
Long ago I was young, dumb and full of cum. Now I'm Old, Bold, and you WILL do as Told. #ObeyMe https://t.co/VLH3vMiKCd
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 4, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jul 3, 2021
Only Inactionably useless, the worst kind of useless... https://t.co/WjvUm5MJ76
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 30, 2021
When interacting with someone who has a dom, make sure they get or have permission from their dom to interact with you. #BDSMEtiquette
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 30, 2021
Of course you would. You always approximate when you say midnight..... https://t.co/YsdyIvNNFJ
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 29, 2021
That last one is new to me. I have been lax in my Anti-gravity concerns. If I can alter thrust in a direction away from gravity, at a frequency matching the lowest point of the gravity wave.......... https://t.co/3ruL3Wbdb9
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
Deliciously Evil makeup job. Something any Proper Villainess would aspire to adorn themselves with. https://t.co/tTq8VOxWRA
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
I have been alerted by sources unknown that my previous communique may have been..over the heads of some of the unwashed masses. So to put it simply, all my Electronics are named after Supervillains. As is fitting..I mean, of course. I hope I have made it easier for Some of you.
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
I have been lax in my provision of nomenclature for my electronic supporting cast. So henceforth my Pixel Earbuds shall be named Tomax & Xamot, my new Laptop is Satannish, and my new Smartwatch is Ebony Maw. That is all.
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
All the Misfits were there! https://t.co/Yjt0iQdWQP
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
Sneakers on a basketball court, that's some wet ass pussy... #rejectedlyrics
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 28, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 26, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 20, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 19, 2021
No, I fell off a bike as a child. I said "no", let my mother keep the damn thing, and walked home. Don't just accept something that hurts you. Even a fucking diet. https://t.co/SUakGHJANF
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 19, 2021
Alright, folks, The decision is made. Monster Force Zero will be my Watch Party tomorrow. Look for me to start around 3pm EST! Be prepared for a Silly Time!
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 19, 2021
Just 2 more hours to help decide what movie I have a WatchParty with tomorrow night! https://t.co/f6V7lf16ET
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 18, 2021
Fear the bullets that come out unchanged. You know that whatever it hit is changed fundamentally. https://t.co/QCHMZKit7Q
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
I hope those ends were bloody and punishing... https://t.co/n5xIqq4lUw
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
Four Choices for the next movie I WatchParty(look up the title on Amazon):
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
Sorry for your loss, but I'm not clapping to bring this fairy back to life: Zombie fairies are the worst. https://t.co/ZnJuq8Bz32
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
Just finished streaming a #watchparty of the movie "Mortal" from #AmazonPrime . Thanks to @Misskittyz , @KurvyKatieddd and @senpaiseverine for showing up!
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
And now, after healing... https://t.co/Uf7k64S4xv
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
PSA: Make sure most of the water is out of the pipe before you begin to use lie-based drain cleaner.Good news: now I have a most evil facial scar. https://t.co/MLBMm0oQmw
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 15, 2021
I'm always down for some hot goths! https://t.co/NVlkryuy6k
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 13, 2021
Hell, Yeah. Also, Hell yeah. https://t.co/PdRJ53vI6m https://t.co/JTCSkCKlC5
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
Words to live by. Also, words for your enemies to die by. https://t.co/nkg6DDPCGE
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
This. Always remember this. https://t.co/wZvJfMGpQE
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
Ah, the correct way to hand the roll. Nothing villainous about that..... or is there? https://t.co/Q1ler8mRO6
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
Excellent. https://t.co/VjCoV2qErM
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
Ah, the "Explosive Laugh" style. Very good. I prefer the "Ominous chuckle" evil laugh, myself. https://t.co/sjCPckoTwm
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
I hope he's plotting the demise of his insufferable brother. https://t.co/wkiTRoZunW
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
I see the abuse of the Villainous isn't banned yet. That's OK, We'll get you abusers(spelled "Heroes"), and take ALL your Candy! https://t.co/XRra4zn42P
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
New Logo, emotes and banner on Twitch by the evilly awesome @amiegeddon https://t.co/UvGOodNYK9
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 12, 2021
The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 11, 2021
Dammit! I thought he was coming to town! He was gonna help me move a few bridges. https://t.co/cqteIoGEnQ
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 10, 2021
Watch This Space https://t.co/dPMRKDH9Qn via @YouTube
— Computerking (@Computerking) Jun 5, 2021
Getting to meet ladies like @BootyDLicious makes #LovenseOrgy even more fun
— Computerking (@Computerking) May 22, 2021
Hoping @starryeyedbbcb joins me in the #LovenseOrgy
— Computerking (@Computerking) May 22, 2021
— Computerking (@Computerking) May 22, 2021
Just realized I need to update the language in my soul-collecting contracts. Found a loophole that would let someone get out of me keeping their soul after their death. Going to fix that right quick. 😈
— Computerking (@Computerking) May 10, 2021
Dem's gonna be some spicy ribs, oh yeah! pic.twitter.com/XNKt7W9XNu
— Computerking (@Computerking) May 8, 2021
Wanda/Vision Episode 7: A Master Class in Turning a Nothing reveal into Something special. #DisneyPlus #WandaVision
— Computerking (@Computerking) February 22, 2021
Why is Revenge a dish best served cold? Why should you wait before exacting vengeance? Because much like an orgasm, it's less satisfying if it comes too soon. #VillainTips
— Computerking (@Computerking) February 21, 2021