Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Emma & Melody. https://t.co/yQ7kIWTwEx https://t.co/JNlD45qqny


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December 21, 2021 at 09:47PM
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Thursday, December 9, 2021

Reason number 35 why I have cats instead of a dog. https://t.co/DxQaNowho8


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December 09, 2021 at 02:40PM
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Saturday, November 27, 2021

Looking at upgrades for D.O.O.M. GPU and Processor already cost enough to buy a whole new pc... I hate knowing enough about comps to know what's best.... If only I was some ignorant rube who would be happy with below-cutting-edge components....


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November 27, 2021 at 07:04AM
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Monday, November 15, 2021

A Haiku: "Forever" Alone? How about just "Until Death"? I can shorten that.


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November 15, 2021 at 06:48AM
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Monday, November 8, 2021

Checkout my Throne wish list (items pending): https://t.co/dxJhKD4o51 #throne It's supposedly very secure. Investigating it now, so fans can send me parts to those doomsday devices securely.


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November 08, 2021 at 08:58AM
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Saturday, October 9, 2021

Maya Angelou?! Awesome! https://t.co/D5B6obhSXx


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October 09, 2021 at 12:47PM
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Wednesday, October 6, 2021

It's Just a Jump to the Left...... https://t.co/GXuqn6skL2


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October 06, 2021 at 07:34PM
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Me, checking my Serial Killer Collector's cards to find that No, I don't have one for The Zodiak Killer: https://t.co/Tamiu4BHsM


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October 06, 2021 at 04:29PM
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Saturday, October 2, 2021

Now, how to weaponize them....? https://t.co/9EGuv1Iao2


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October 02, 2021 at 06:28AM
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Sunday, September 26, 2021

The ComputerKing prowls the Night... and Day!!!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSgv2L #ComputerKing #twitch


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September 26, 2021 at 03:44PM
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Saturday, September 25, 2021

The Yearly Takeover of the month of August Returns!!!!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSgv2L #ComputerKing #twitch


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September 25, 2021 at 01:40PM
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Monday, September 13, 2021

Reaction: Hawkeye Trailer https://t.co/pbpocCAUwx via @YouTube


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September 13, 2021 at 12:45PM
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Saturday, August 28, 2021

I have a problem. I love collecting Unique decks of playing cards. I think it's a side effect of playing #mtg . I just backed ShadowMyths War of Corruption Dark Fantasy Playing Card Deck on @Kickstarter https://t.co/bWKlM9wpjA


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August 28, 2021 at 05:38AM
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Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Reaction: Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer 1 https://t.co/CUEniN3Fkk via @YouTube


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August 24, 2021 at 12:49PM
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Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Been there, done that... I mean, whaaaat? https://t.co/ZapcJ2P4rn


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August 03, 2021 at 07:15AM
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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Preparing for My Month

 As is customary, I lay claim to the entirety of the month of August. The month I was born in shall be mine, until I no longer exist. This year is special, as I hit Level 50. Just like in a computer Game, I get to use Legendary Equipment (Already purchased a new laptop and smart watch), and maybe get a mount (Working on that, it takes a lot of grinding). I'll be going to the endgame level locale (Florida) for a few days, and I'm going to try to stay in contact with my minions a bit more than I have been lately. 

I've been stocking up on special items and I think Level 50's going to be the start of an interesting new chapter in my life. We Shall see.  


In case I need to advertise along the way, I've gotten some business cards. Behold!






Thursday, July 22, 2021

Official Statement

 Having used this space as only a mirror of my Twitter account for a very long time now, I figure my OG Minions, the ones who follow this blog from way back before my Streaming career, Deserve a post here now and then. Most have moved on to my other platforms, but if you haven't. Always remember: If you look for me online, if it doesn;'t seem like someone named ComputerKing is me, I'll probably be there as TheComputerKing. Because Screw the wannabe usurpers, I'm THE one.  The ComputerKing is Everywhere! ...Except Facebook. Fuck Facebook, it locked me out of my old account, and I can't get it back. So Fuck it. Never used it anyway, that's how it got locked in the first place. 


Thank you, OG Minions, for paying attention here. Going to start listing this site, tossing it around, maybe drum up some more business. Keep expecting the Tweets to show up here, but if I have a big opinion on something, I'll put it here.

Monday, July 19, 2021

Truth! He must've been like, "Coco, if you've been Cheating on me..." *Looks at his newborn daughter* "..nevermind." https://t.co/nu5SRWuhcm


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July 19, 2021 at 08:05AM
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Thursday, July 15, 2021

You do know you just jinxed it, don't you? https://t.co/nsNMY7Xgcp


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July 15, 2021 at 12:32PM
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Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Mood https://t.co/Dbhwx1yqxt


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July 14, 2021 at 05:47AM
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Friday, July 9, 2021

remember, villains, Do't be Silver Age Magneto. Just Don't. https://t.co/WWSWBpvDvd


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July 09, 2021 at 08:45AM
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Thursday, July 8, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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July 08, 2021 at 03:50PM
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Sunday, July 4, 2021

Long ago I was young, dumb and full of cum. Now I'm Old, Bold, and you WILL do as Told. #ObeyMe https://t.co/VLH3vMiKCd


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July 04, 2021 at 07:49AM
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Saturday, July 3, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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July 03, 2021 at 03:04PM
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Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Only Inactionably useless, the worst kind of useless... https://t.co/WjvUm5MJ76


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June 30, 2021 at 07:52AM
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When interacting with someone who has a dom, make sure they get or have permission from their dom to interact with you. #BDSMEtiquette


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June 30, 2021 at 05:20AM
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Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Of course you would. You always approximate when you say midnight..... https://t.co/YsdyIvNNFJ


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June 29, 2021 at 01:39AM
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Monday, June 28, 2021

That last one is new to me. I have been lax in my Anti-gravity concerns. If I can alter thrust in a direction away from gravity, at a frequency matching the lowest point of the gravity wave.......... https://t.co/3ruL3Wbdb9


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June 28, 2021 at 03:37PM
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Deliciously Evil makeup job. Something any Proper Villainess would aspire to adorn themselves with. https://t.co/tTq8VOxWRA


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June 28, 2021 at 03:18PM
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I have been alerted by sources unknown that my previous communique may have been..over the heads of some of the unwashed masses. So to put it simply, all my Electronics are named after Supervillains. As is fitting..I mean, of course. I hope I have made it easier for Some of you.


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June 28, 2021 at 02:52PM
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I have been lax in my provision of nomenclature for my electronic supporting cast. So henceforth my Pixel Earbuds shall be named Tomax & Xamot, my new Laptop is Satannish, and my new Smartwatch is Ebony Maw. That is all.


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June 28, 2021 at 02:49PM
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All the Misfits were there! https://t.co/Yjt0iQdWQP


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June 28, 2021 at 01:45PM
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Sneakers on a basketball court, that's some wet ass pussy... #rejectedlyrics


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June 28, 2021 at 05:51AM
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Saturday, June 26, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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June 26, 2021 at 03:04PM
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Sunday, June 20, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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June 20, 2021 at 03:39PM
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Saturday, June 19, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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June 19, 2021 at 02:50PM
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No, I fell off a bike as a child. I said "no", let my mother keep the damn thing, and walked home. Don't just accept something that hurts you. Even a fucking diet. https://t.co/SUakGHJANF


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June 19, 2021 at 01:07PM
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Friday, June 18, 2021

Alright, folks, The decision is made. Monster Force Zero will be my Watch Party tomorrow. Look for me to start around 3pm EST! Be prepared for a Silly Time!


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June 18, 2021 at 10:18PM
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Just 2 more hours to help decide what movie I have a WatchParty with tomorrow night! https://t.co/f6V7lf16ET


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June 18, 2021 at 06:13PM
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Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Fear the bullets that come out unchanged. You know that whatever it hit is changed fundamentally. https://t.co/QCHMZKit7Q


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June 15, 2021 at 05:05PM
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I hope those ends were bloody and punishing... https://t.co/n5xIqq4lUw


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June 15, 2021 at 05:00PM
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Four Choices for the next movie I WatchParty(look up the title on Amazon):


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June 15, 2021 at 04:58PM
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Sorry for your loss, but I'm not clapping to bring this fairy back to life: Zombie fairies are the worst. https://t.co/ZnJuq8Bz32


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June 15, 2021 at 04:56PM
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Just finished streaming a #watchparty of the movie "Mortal" from #AmazonPrime . Thanks to @Misskittyz , @KurvyKatieddd and @senpaiseverine for showing up!


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June 15, 2021 at 04:37PM
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The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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June 15, 2021 at 01:34PM
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And now, after healing... https://t.co/Uf7k64S4xv


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June 14, 2021 at 11:20PM
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PSA: Make sure most of the water is out of the pipe before you begin to use lie-based drain cleaner.Good news: now I have a most evil facial scar. https://t.co/MLBMm0oQmw


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June 14, 2021 at 11:19PM
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Sunday, June 13, 2021

I'm always down for some hot goths! https://t.co/NVlkryuy6k


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June 13, 2021 at 05:32PM
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Saturday, June 12, 2021

Hell, Yeah. Also, Hell yeah. https://t.co/PdRJ53vI6m https://t.co/JTCSkCKlC5


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June 12, 2021 at 04:49PM
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Words to live by. Also, words for your enemies to die by. https://t.co/nkg6DDPCGE


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June 12, 2021 at 04:43PM
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This. Always remember this. https://t.co/wZvJfMGpQE


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June 12, 2021 at 04:37PM
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Ah, the correct way to hand the roll. Nothing villainous about that..... or is there? https://t.co/Q1ler8mRO6


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June 12, 2021 at 03:14PM
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Excellent. https://t.co/VjCoV2qErM


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June 12, 2021 at 03:13PM
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Ah, the "Explosive Laugh" style. Very good. I prefer the "Ominous chuckle" evil laugh, myself. https://t.co/sjCPckoTwm


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June 12, 2021 at 03:12PM
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I hope he's plotting the demise of his insufferable brother. https://t.co/wkiTRoZunW


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June 12, 2021 at 03:11PM
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I see the abuse of the Villainous isn't banned yet. That's OK, We'll get you abusers(spelled "Heroes"), and take ALL your Candy! https://t.co/XRra4zn42P


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June 12, 2021 at 03:09PM
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New Logo, emotes and banner on Twitch by the evilly awesome @amiegeddon https://t.co/UvGOodNYK9


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June 12, 2021 at 02:09PM
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Friday, June 11, 2021

The SuperVillain of Streaming Is BACK!!!! Twitch - https://t.co/jC7MuSy6rl #ComputerKing #twitch


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June 11, 2021 at 10:42AM
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Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Dammit! I thought he was coming to town! He was gonna help me move a few bridges. https://t.co/cqteIoGEnQ


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June 09, 2021 at 08:03PM
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Saturday, June 5, 2021

Watch This Space https://t.co/dPMRKDH9Qn via @YouTube


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June 05, 2021 at 05:00PM
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Saturday, May 22, 2021

Getting to meet ladies like @BootyDLicious makes #LovenseOrgy even more fun


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May 22, 2021 at 01:51AM
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Hoping @starryeyedbbcb joins me in the #LovenseOrgy


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May 22, 2021 at 01:27AM
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#Lovense #LovenseOrgy


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May 22, 2021 at 12:56AM
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Monday, May 10, 2021

Just realized I need to update the language in my soul-collecting contracts. Found a loophole that would let someone get out of me keeping their soul after their death. Going to fix that right quick. 😈


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May 10, 2021 at 07:34PM
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Saturday, May 8, 2021

Dem's gonna be some spicy ribs, oh yeah! https://t.co/XNKt7W9XNu


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May 08, 2021 at 01:24PM
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Monday, February 22, 2021

Wanda/Vision Episode 7: A Master Class in Turning a Nothing reveal into Something special. #DisneyPlus #WandaVision


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February 22, 2021 at 07:44AM
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Sunday, February 21, 2021

Why is Revenge a dish best served cold? Why should you wait before exacting vengeance? Because much like an orgasm, it's less satisfying if it comes too soon. #VillainTips


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February 21, 2021 at 11:58AM
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